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JACO BEACH: Bar Wars (Episode 1)

Part 1: Rolling Thunder Saloon By Britt Nelson The old dusty dive bar is gone and it’s place -- at Jaco’s most notorious location – is the all new Rolling Thunder Saloon offering an exciting motorcycle-themed...

Police Shut Down American-Owned Marijuana Store at Envision Festival

Envision this: You arrive to Costa Rica, already smelling bad when you get off the plane. You make your way through to the baggage area to retrieve your "luggage," which is really just a fancy word for "dirty laundry wrapped in...

Canadian’s Chocolate Covered Drug Smuggling Plot Ends in Predictable Failure

A ridiculous Canadian drug smuggling plot involving chocolate-covered marijuana bricks predictably ended in failure this past Friday, when two men traveling with over 1,000 bars of the stuff were detained by officers of the Costa Rican Drug Control Police as they...

The CURSE Of CALERO (The Final Chapter)

Or how my mid-life crisis got its ass kicked BASED ON A TRUE STORY (sort of) By Nick Dangier (PART 8/FINALE) RUSSIAN COLLUSION CONCLUSION "We few. We...

Underage Girl Encounter in Jaco

By Britt Nelson Feb. 2, 2020 -- 9:30 pm After watching the Super Bowl at my local saloon on Main Street in Jaco Beach Sunday night, I walked home as usual. Out on the public...

The CURSE Of CALERO (PART 7)

Or how my mid-life crisis got its ass kicked BASED ON A TRUE STORY (sort of) By Nick Dangier (PART 7) IT'S SHOW TIME "There are no chicks with dicks,...

Foreigner Disarms Angry Mother With Just A Machete

A foreign man is in custody after an inter-familiar altercation unexpectedly ended with the impromptu amputation of one of his 60-year-old mother’s appendages, an upper limb, often referred to as an “arm.” It was a...

The CURSE of CALERO (PART 6)

Or how my mid-life crisis got its ass kicked BASED ON A TRUE STORY (sort of) By Nick Dangier (PART 6) ON THE X "When the leader points...

The CURSE of CALERO (PART 5)

Or how my mid-life crisis got its ass kicked BASED ON A TRUE STORY (sort of) By Nick Dangier (PART 5) LAND AIR SEA "We're going to...

Yes, Costa Rica is a @!#?ing Island and we will fight you

Despite what the liars at The Tico Times might try to tell you, Costa Rica is an island and if you don't believe us we will @!#?ing fight you. @!^$ you Tico Times!