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Beggar Inserts Penis into Good Samaritan’s Toddler

An indigent pervert is behind bars in Puntarenas, having inserting his penis into a defenseless 5-year-old girl. The suspect, a 60-year-old homeless monster with a special place in Hell reserved himself, took the carelessness of a good Samaritan as an opportunity to ruin the life...

BLOODY PARADISE by Nick Dangier

by Nick Dangier Violent Criminals Lay Siege to Costa Rica It was a typically cool evening for Heredia in october. The rain shower had tapered off to a fine drizzle. Twenty-seven year old Evans Campos sat in his beloved old Toyota Corolla patiently waiting for the...

Missing American’s “Waitress Friend” Slips Plot Spoiler

Today local media finally began reporting the case of Thomas J. Cook, the missing American man from Vermont, whom our readers will remember disappeared from his home in Jaco this past August. The deceased american, a retired sailor from Vermont, was last seen by everyone that...

Bonfire of the Gullible by Nick Dangier

There is a one hundred foot tidal wave rushing toward Costa Rica in the form of a one hundred and nineteen page tax plan known to the ticos as “ El Pacquetazo”. Set for a vote in our Asamblea at the end of this very...

Protester Attacks President, Doesn’t Get Shot

In a video recently received by The Costa Rica Post, President Carlos Alvarado can be seen keeping his cool, as a crowd of angry protesters surrounds him in San Jose yesterday; a bold display of fearlessness that many are crediting to his over-sized sack. In a...

The Lifecycle of a Costa Rican Coffee Bean

From beginning to end, this is the the incredible lifecycle of a Costa Rican Coffee Bean.

The Costa Man’s Dream Bar Costa Lot

Unless you have been under a rock for the last few months, you have probably already heard of local "musician" Darin "The Costa Man" Talbot, the toe headed tourist, formerly known as "Mr. Tahoe". The Costa Man recently made waves in Costa Rica with this...

Flying Car Lands on Monument in Zapote (Video)

The driver of a flying car is dead today after crashing his vehicle from the future into a monument this morning. The driver allegedly met his maker when the vehicle he was flying impacted the monument while traveling at the vehicles highest setting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn8uN1-tosY&feature=youtu.be The accident occurred...

Tica Vigilantes Give Thief a Free Haircut in Cartago

A feminine assailant in Cartago got an extreme makeover yesterday, after getting captured by a group of female vigilantes, who made short work of her once flowing locks. Before: After: The mugger, along with her scumbag boyfriend, were subdued by the vengeful vigilantes, after they were witnessed stealing valuables...

Tico Antifa Threatens President (English Subtitles)

In response to the recent actions taken by the Fuerza Republica in response to protest related roadblocks and violence in Limon, Costa Rica Antifa members recently took to Social Media to threaten Costa Rica's beloved President, Mr. Carlos Alvarado. https://youtu.be/9o7362k8QEY In related news, the Facebook page...