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Gringo Ask For Help Beating Up Bag Thieves

A margarita slinging citizen of Samara recently took to social media to denounce a band of Scumbags who have apparently been targeting tourist. In this specific instance, stealing the most conspicuous bag imaginable from a casual Caucasian client. In the post, the presumably pasty...

Victim of Hate Crime Makes Homophobe His Bitch

A gay man nearly got his head chopped off in Cartago today, after a homophobic man attacked him in broad daylight with a machete. The victim, identified only as "Rolando", was hit behind his right ear with the large blade, as he walked down the street...

Ticos Love “Gay Stuff” (According to Pornhub)

Ticos may hate gay marriage, but they love gay porno, at least according to a series of studies recently published by the pornographic video sharing website known as Pornhub. But coming in at 9th place on the Worldwide Transgender Popularity Index isn't the only thing Ticos have to...

Police Need Your Help Identifying Naked Tico

Fuerza Publica are asking for your help identifying a man, last seen driving naked in Cartago. The man, allegedly a repeat offender, can be seen in the video using his hand to hide his presumably pint-sized penis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF8HLyhKC5A According to Article 383 of the Costa Rica...

Murderer’s Mother Murdered by Murderers

A 52-year-old woman was gunned down in cold blood this past Saturday, just minutes after visiting her son who is serving time in the prison known as "La Reforma". The crime occurred at 3:45 pm at a bus stop located 300 meters before the main...

Official List of “Shithole Countries” (Interactive Map)

“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” That's how President Trump reportedly referenced 57 struggling nations during a meeting with a bipartisan group of senators on Thursday. The comment, the latest in a long list of racist remarks Trump has...

Alleged “Kidnapped Gringo” Upgraded to Scumbag

Recently The CR Post brought our readers the story of a Gringo who was allegedly kidnapped and tied up by Tico torturers. In a shocking plot twist that surprised no one,  the only thing torturing RYAN J MESSERSCHMIDT in Costa Rica, was his own inner...

5 Reasons Alex Badilla Shouldn’t Go To Jail

According to Article 305 of the Criminal Code, disrespecting one of Costa Rica's National Symbols, such as the national flag or coat of arms, is a criminal offense punishable by up to 2 years in a crowded prison with these dudes. But that didn't stop Costa Rican...

Costa Rica, an Island of Love and Diversity

Original Artwork by Alex Badilla Converted to Meme by Tico Doug Jr

Gringo Beaten, Stabbed and Tortured in Costa Rica

BREAKING: An Antigo, Wisconsin native is lucky to be alive, after being drugged, beaten, stabbed and tortured by unidentified assailants in Playa del Coco, Guancacaste. The man, identified as Ryan J Messerschmidt, had already visited a few different areas of Costa Rica, but according to his...