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The World Needs More Satan (According to Coca-Cola)

The War on Christians continues in Costa Rica, at least according to a Satanic message recently found plastered across the back of a bus on the Bernard Soto.   Satan is Good.  Satan is my pal.

Video Reveals Exact Moment Bad Guy Realizes He’s Screwed

November 20th appeared to be just a normal Tuesday at work for 33 year-old Andy Quesada, as he marched into a little liquor store in Moravia with his gun drawn, intent on making some easy money after what we can only assume was a...

War. What is it Good For? Nothing, According to Costa Rica

Yesterday marked the 70th anniversary since Costa Rica abolished its military. Costa Rica, a peaceful land full of jungle folk, ranked first in Latin America and 12th in world in happiness, according to the 2017 World Happiness Index, while an angry Expat we were...

QUAGMIRE of the DOOMED by Nick Dangier

I have good news and bad news for all you Ticolandia watchers out there. A group representing Costa Rica’s top public sector unions and governmental leaders recently chartered a private jet to take them to a luxury adults only resort in the Cayman Islands,...

Beggar Inserts Penis into Good Samaritan’s Toddler

An indigent pervert is behind bars in Puntarenas, having inserting his penis into a defenseless 5-year-old girl. The suspect, a 60-year-old homeless monster with a special place in Hell reserved himself, took the carelessness of a good Samaritan as an opportunity to ruin the life...

BLOODY PARADISE by Nick Dangier

by Nick Dangier Violent Criminals Lay Siege to Costa Rica It was a typically cool evening for Heredia in october. The rain shower had tapered off to a fine drizzle. Twenty-seven year old Evans Campos sat in his beloved old Toyota Corolla patiently waiting for the...

Missing American’s “Waitress Friend” Slips Plot Spoiler

Today local media finally began reporting the case of Thomas J. Cook, the missing American man from Vermont, whom our readers will remember disappeared from his home in Jaco this past August. The deceased american, a retired sailor from Vermont, was last seen by everyone that...

Bonfire of the Gullible by Nick Dangier

There is a one hundred foot tidal wave rushing toward Costa Rica in the form of a one hundred and nineteen page tax plan known to the ticos as “ El Pacquetazo”. Set for a vote in our Asamblea at the end of this very...

Protester Attacks President, Doesn’t Get Shot

In a video recently received by The Costa Rica Post, President Carlos Alvarado can be seen keeping his cool, as a crowd of angry protesters surrounds him in San Jose yesterday; a bold display of fearlessness that many are crediting to his over-sized sack. In a...

The Lifecycle of a Costa Rican Coffee Bean

From beginning to end, this is the the incredible lifecycle of a Costa Rican Coffee Bean.