As every God fearin’ Bible totin’ American knows, Hillary Clinton is running the first presidential campaign in the history of the United States based explicitly on the gutting of a core Constitutional and human right. The right to bear arms. Hillary’s election would not only eviscerate the Second Amendment but also lead to a bloodbath that would make Benghazi look like Bed, Bath and Beyond once UN Troops are sent in to pry the last of the firearms from the cold hands of a bunch of dead dudes in Lynyrd Skynyrd shirts. So if Donald Trump doesn’t win the election you will be left with no other choice other than pack up your guns and move to Costa Rica right?
Now some of you may be thinking that Costa Rica sounds perfect for a pacifist like you, seeing as how you don’t think people need guns anyway. Unfortunately for you, the criminals in Costa Rica do need guns, mostly to kill you with, which is why many of them are armed to the teeth. Recently there has been an increase of criminals arrested with military grade assault weapons like AK-47s, weapons they have already proven aren’t afraid to use in broad daylight. Also with stories of police officers confiscating legal weapons from citizens during random traffic stops making the rounds while lawmakers continue to release criminals from prison due to overcrowding, it’s enough to unnerve any reasonable NRA member. Long story short: If you love guns Costa Rica may not be right for you.