Breaking: Former YouTube funny man turned jellyfish JP Sears recently caught heat for breaking wind on a bus bound for Biesanz Beach in Manuel Antonio and a slurry of rambling apologies ensued.

Apparently the victim of some bad red snapper, the albino’s abnormally aromatic flatulence is just another bad break for the North American who has had sex exactly zero times with his hot yoga instructor girlfriend since posting his video “Costa Rica Welcomes You” a couple weeks back.


The disproportionately attractive couple was not immediately available for comment. TheCRPost will update our readers as soon as the next JP Sears apology video become available.