While the archaeologist themselves seemed satisfied with the results of their studies, TheCRPost found the whole scene to be a little anti-climatic, especially since no definitive proof of ancient aliens was unearthed.
Although we always wondered what Costa Rican balls look like from underneath, a lot of other questions have yet to be unanswered. For that reason The Costa Rica Post has compiled a short list of things we were hoping would be discovered at Finca 6 before a bunch of stupid scientist ruined it for us.
#7. Proof that Darth Vader Was Here
#6. Proof that Pokémon Actually Exist
#5. Proof that Chemita Isn’t Rich
#4. Proof that Boobies Are Awesome
#3. Proof That Not All Ticos Are Terrible at Soccer
#2. Proof that Ticas Prefer Circumcised Penises
#1. Proof that Nicaraguans Invented Gallo Pinto