Lyrics:


I got tired of Prison,
I was in there too long.
While lying next to a toilet,
I came up with this song.
While my cellmates laid there sleeping,
machetes under their bed.
Except for the guy that was peeing,
right there next to my head

If you like putas baratas
and posting pictures online
You can makes lots of amigos
and have sex all the time
If you like hosting your own website
talking about sex that’s for sale
Then I got the place that you’re looking for,
but you might go to jail.

I didn’t consider consequences,
I know it sounds kind of dumb
But when you got a 6-pack at my age,
you’re always thinking of bum.
So I told the whole world about it,
never considered it was wrong
Until I ended up in San Sebastian,
where I wrote the words to this song

Yes I like putas baratas
and writing reviews on the net
And telling the world Costa Rica,
Is a great place to get
Tell them Cuba Dave sent you,
and avoid all the red tape
Meet me at the Monkey Bar,
with all the Viagra you can take

Then one day as I was leaving,
had my ticket in hand
Still smelling like hookers,
I was met by a man
He said “Cuba you’re in trouble now”,
you’re not leaving today”.
So I started singing these lyrics,
as he led me away:

I used to like puta baratas
and posting pictures online
I made lots of amigos
and had sex all the time.
So I told the whole world about it,
never considered it was wrong
Spent two years in San Sebas,
coming up with this song:

If you like putas baratas
and getting banged up abroad
Come to Costa Rica now,
and I’ll give you a job.
You can take the fast-track to celebrity,
on the road that I paved,
You can be the new star of my website,
W W W dot Cuba Dave

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