Internet users are asking for your help in identifying a vehicle involved in a stroke-and-run incident in Ciudad Colon. According to a witness, the self-gratifying driver was last seen heading towards the center of the transgender friendly cowboy community after distributing semen near the Fresh Market located on the outskirts of town.

If you have any information regarding Villa’s door-to-door ding-dong delivery guy, keep it to yourself as local police are not currently investigating the case despite five women reporting similar incidences involving the vehicle. The driver of the vehicle stands accused of delivering unsolicited loads.