According to a weather report recently posted by Repretel, a large, penis shaped storm is coming, and its about to jam it in Costa Rica. The tropical cyclone, dubbed “Dick” by our immature editorial staff, is coming in hard, and seems to be approaching the tropical nation, head on.

Looks like we are about to get a hammering.

The phallic weather phenomenon, which will make landfall next week, is expected to pound the country with hard rain according to forecasters. Weather experts are warning that residents of San Jose, Cartago and low lying coastal areas can expect to get very wet.




  1. 😱 Holy Mackerel! 🙏 Let’s hope this one only does an unsatisfactory quickie!!! I’m fed up with so many storms banging Costa Rica and of getting so much rain day in and day out!!! 😑 Costa Rica has many areas that are already so way beyond their saturation point that with another storm they will get flooded ALL OVER AGAIN!!! Seriously, we are too wet and NOT enjoying it!!! 😳