Nosara, Central America – In a Facebook post recently published in the Nosara classifieds, a fabulous interior decorator by the name of Ivo Juhani claims to have been jumped by a group of male Gringos who then quickly made off with his favorite four-wheeler.

The quad, identified in the original post only as a “red Can-Am”, most likely looks a little something like this, except with three sunburned Gringos riding off on it.

The crime occurred in front of Il Basilico, an Italian restaurant, just 5 minutes away from Playa Guiones, in an area often described as “tranquilo” by people who speak very little Spanish.

The three subjects were last seen heading in the general direction of Nosara.

Anyone with any information regarding the identities of the Gringo gang or the location of the stolen quad itself, are encouraged to contact the local police immediately.

This is a breaking story so stay tuned for more details.