An undocumented illegal earthquake shook the country this past Saturday, causing a panic among Ticos in the Southern Zone and parts of the Central Valley.

According to Ovsicori, the magnitude 5.1 quake struck at 8:20 and demanded a glass of Pinolillo before boarding a bus bound for the nation’s capitol.

The Earthquake’s epicenter was about 7 kilometers North of Golfito. Although Ovsicori reported the magnitude of the earthquake to be 5.1, fake news sources like The Washington Post claim it was a 6.1.

 

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