The War on Christians continues in Costa Rica, at least according to a Satanic message recently found plastered across the back of a bus on the Bernard Soto.  

Satan is Good.  Satan is my pal.

The ad from Hell, allegedly funded by Coca-Cola, features a Rockwellesque image of a demonically possessed Santa Clause drinking his way to tooth decay, with a caption boldly announcing that “The World Needs More Satan” in Tico.

Satan. The World needs more of him.

The demonic ad, which we have just discussed in Part one of our one part series on the subject, is allegedly part of a larger plot by the homosexual Left to indoctrinate the youth through carbonated beverage ads.

 We made most of this story up.