Pococí, Limón – The lifeless body of a former child sports trainer and pedophile, Guilforth Wright Salazar, was found yesterday, floating in the Rio Tortuguero, in an area known as La Teresa de Pococí . The 35 year old child rapist could no longer live with the guilt of his crime so he stabbed himself thirteen times in the neck and thorax, before throwing himself into a river.

In 2008 Wright was sentenced to 12 years in prison for ruining the life of a thirteen-year-old boy. The pieces of shit responsible for letting pedophiles out of prison early were not immediately available for comment.