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Tuesday, November 13, 2018
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Costa Rica Misses The Boat on Tourist Dollars

After careful consideration by Cruise operators, today' scheduled arrival of a Infinity Cruise ship, has been cancelled due to Costa Rica's ongoing protest. The boatload of tourist, which was originally scheduled to start dumping money into the port of Puntarenas today, has purportedly plotted a...

Gringo Wins Fight Against Policeman and Patrol Car (Then Gets Shot)

Although the exact details of the altercation still remain unclear, according to a recent post on Facebook by Policias en Costa Rica, a military trained American recently beat the crap out of multiple police officers; as well as a couple patrol cars. According to one...

American Man Turns Up Missing in Jaco

Friends and family are asking for your help finding a misplaced Gringo that recently turned up missing Jaco. The absent American, Thomas J Cook, has been missing since August 23, and his last known address is Malaga, Herradura. Thomas has been an Expat since mid July. Anyone...

Tico Detained For Murder of Murderer

A Tico from Naranjo is behind bars today, having allegedly murdering a murderer who picked the wrong day to steal his beloved cellular phone and bottle of firewater; locally known as Guaro. Guaro, a popular drink among people who concern themselves not with consequences, is...

10 Second Tico Spanish Lesson Gets Intern 30-Day Ban

One of our interns earned some much needed time off today, after getting banned from Facebook for hate speech. According to the Social Media giant, since our recent post "Spanish in Costa Rica in 10 Seconds" didn't follow community standards, the post was removed along...

Racism Reaches a Crescendo in Costa Rica

Being an immigrant in Costa Rica can be hard, especially if you are Nica. "Nica", the nickname given to any person from Nicaragua or of Nicaraguan descent, is often followed by "hijueputa" in Costa Rica, because a lot of Ticos are racist and they...

You Can’t Get Fired For Smoking Pot in Costa Rica

More good #marijuananews from Costa Rica: If you are one of those rare stoners that actually has a job, you can’t be fired from it just for using powerful illegal narcotics like weed. According to one lawyer someone else spoke to, an employee can use...

Nicaraguan Refugees Cause Earthquake in Costa Rica

An undocumented illegal earthquake shook the country this past Saturday, causing a panic among Ticos in the Southern Zone and parts of the Central Valley. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhHXHnihWWo&feature=youtu.be According to Ovsicori, the magnitude 5.1 quake struck at 8:20 and demanded a glass of Pinolillo before boarding a bus...

Swindling Sweethearts Target Canadian Tourists

Fuerza Publica officials are getting a rare pat on the back from the tourism sector today, after successfully detaining a scumbag Colombian and his dirtbag Tica wife, both of which stand accused of taking a bunch of shit from a couple of Canadian tourist. According to preliminary...

Alex Badilla Opens Up about Indecent Proposal

In this Costa Rica Post Exclusive, celebrity makeup artist Alex Badilla opens up about an uncomfortable situation that recently occurred while walking alone in San Jose, Costa Rica. This is his story: https://youtu.be/q3tiI7A7TEM