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Fast Acting Fuerza Publica Rescue Scarlet Macaw

According to a self-congratulatory post on Facebook, a quick response by Fuerza Publica officials led to the rescue of a caged Scarlet Macaw from a home located in Chorotega de Alajuelita yesterday, after most likely spending years in captivity there. Thanks to police efforts, the rescued...

Pedophile Police Chief Kills Teen Girlfriend Then Himself

An inappropriate relationship between a creepy transit police chief and his teenage lover ended in a murder-suicide in San Carlos this past Sunday. The public servant, identified as Pedro Arce Araya, ended his own life with a single bullet after putting three into the head...

Six Cyclist Nearly Kill Car in Guanacaste

A vehicle in Guanacaste is lucky to be alive after a harrowing accident that cost the young Prado its windshield, nearly took it's life. In the dash cam footage we have posted below, the car can be seen traveling at a reasonable speed on...

Costa Rican Food is Disgusting (According to this Facebook Page)

Recently while researching for yet another Tico Food related article, one of our interns, "Tico Doug", had the misfortune of stumbling across a Facebook Fan Page simply titled "Cocina Costarricense". Created in 2010, Cocina Costarricense is a Facebook page created by Luis Gonzalez, a proud Tico...

Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas for Ticos (Part 2)

With Halloween right around the corner, and the Tico tendency to wait to the last minute for everything, TheCRPost has decided to provide you people with yet another handy list of DIY Halloween Costume Ideas that are sure to wow your expat friends (and...

Nature Boy Cult Refused Deportation Amid Stink Allegations

In a video recently uploaded to Facebook, famed cult leader, Eligio "Nature Boy" Bishop, claims his group of mostly black cultist were racially discriminated against by Spirit Airlines after being refused deportation under the false pretense of stank. According to Bishop, things got really real...

8 Costa Rican Greetings (that aren’t Pura Vida)

It seems like every day another article pops up on the internet promising to help Gringos successfully assimilate into Costa Rican culture through the proper use of local slang, or more specifically, the correct use of "Pura Vida." This is not one of those...

Neighbors in Grecia Dont Trust People With Money

After a home invasion turned police standoff ended in exactly zero arrest this past weekend, neighbors are starting to question why anyone with any money would even want to live in Grecia in the first place. One hater, who preferred to not be identified, seemed to place...

Know Your Meme: Creepy Gringo

About Creepy Gringo is popular meme featuring a photograph of a Gringo that appears to stalking the reader from nearby bushes. The captions often contain creepy sexual innuendo, pick up lines and thinly veiled threats that are meant to disturb the reader. Origin The original image came from...

Penis Shaped Storm Expected to Pound Costa Rica

According to a weather report recently posted by Repretel, a large, penis shaped storm is coming, and its about to jam it in Costa Rica. The tropical cyclone, dubbed "Dick" by our immature editorial staff, is coming in hard, and seems to be approaching the...