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Police Need Your Help Identifying Naked Tico

Fuerza Publica are asking for your help identifying a man, last seen driving naked in Cartago. The man, allegedly a repeat offender, can be seen in the video using his hand to hide his presumably pint-sized penis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF8HLyhKC5A According to Article 383 of the Costa Rica...

Murderer’s Mother Murdered by Murderers

A 52-year-old woman was gunned down in cold blood this past Saturday, just minutes after visiting her son who is serving time in the prison known as "La Reforma". The crime occurred at 3:45 pm at a bus stop located 300 meters before the main...

Official List of “Shithole Countries” (Interactive Map)

“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” That's how President Trump reportedly referenced 57 struggling nations during a meeting with a bipartisan group of senators on Thursday. The comment, the latest in a long list of racist remarks Trump has...

Alleged “Kidnapped Gringo” Upgraded to Scumbag

Recently The CR Post brought our readers the story of a Gringo who was allegedly kidnapped and tied up by Tico torturers. In a shocking plot twist that surprised no one,  the only thing torturing RYAN J MESSERSCHMIDT in Costa Rica, was his own inner...

5 Reasons Alex Badilla Shouldn’t Go To Jail

According to Article 305 of the Criminal Code, disrespecting one of Costa Rica's National Symbols, such as the national flag or coat of arms, is a criminal offense punishable by up to 2 years in a crowded prison with these dudes. But that didn't stop Costa Rican...

Costa Rica, an Island of Love and Diversity

Original Artwork by Alex Badilla Converted to Meme by Tico Doug Jr

Gringo Beaten, Stabbed and Tortured in Costa Rica

BREAKING: An Antigo, Wisconsin native is lucky to be alive, after being drugged, beaten, stabbed and tortured by unidentified assailants in Playa del Coco, Guancacaste. The man, identified as Ryan J Messerschmidt, had already visited a few different areas of Costa Rica, but according to his...

Tourist Ticketed For Driving While Black

An African-American man from North America recently got the racist treatment while trying to drive through Costa Rica's Black Free Zone often referred to as "Naranjo". https://youtu.be/4W_ERs9b-7g Allegedly pulled over because they didn't have their 2018 Marchamo sticker clearly displayed, as you can clearly see in the...

Derailed Train Kills Two Ticos in Alajuela

BREAKING: A locomotive accident has left two Ticos dead and one injured this morning in San Rafael de Alajuela. The tragic accident occurred when two flatcars carrying heavy concrete beams, derailed and struck a passenger vehicle that sat waiting for the antique train engine and...

Nature Boy Eligio Bishop: Sexiest Cult Leader Alive

Eligio Bishop, might have made a name for himself as a former Model, stripper, and prostitute turned philosopher, but he’s got another title now: 2017’s Sexiest Cult Leader Alive. Back in June 2016, Bishop posed with a backpack on Facebook, writing "the Ascension journey has begun." He...