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The Costa Man’s Dream Bar Costa Lot

Unless you have been under a rock for the last few months, you have probably already heard of local "musician" Darin "The Costa Man" Talbot, the toe headed tourist, formerly known as "Mr. Tahoe". The Costa Man recently made waves in Costa Rica with this...

Flying Car Lands on Monument in Zapote (Video)

The driver of a flying car is dead today after crashing his vehicle from the future into a monument this morning. The driver allegedly met his maker when the vehicle he was flying impacted the monument while traveling at the vehicles highest setting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn8uN1-tosY&feature=youtu.be The accident occurred...

Tica Vigilantes Give Thief a Free Haircut in Cartago

A feminine assailant in Cartago got an extreme makeover yesterday, after getting captured by a group of female vigilantes, who made short work of her once flowing locks. Before: After: The mugger, along with her scumbag boyfriend, were subdued by the vengeful vigilantes, after they were witnessed stealing valuables...

Tico Antifa Threatens President (English Subtitles)

In response to the recent actions taken by the Fuerza Republica in response to protest related roadblocks and violence in Limon, Costa Rica Antifa members recently took to Social Media to threaten Costa Rica's beloved President, Mr. Carlos Alvarado. https://youtu.be/9o7362k8QEY In related news, the Facebook page...

Costa Rica Misses The Boat on Tourist Dollars

After careful consideration by Cruise operators, today' scheduled arrival of a Infinity Cruise ship, has been cancelled due to Costa Rica's ongoing protest. The boatload of tourist, which was originally scheduled to start dumping money into the port of Puntarenas today, has purportedly plotted a...

Gringo Wins Fight Against Policeman and Patrol Car (Then Gets Shot)

Although the exact details of the altercation still remain unclear, according to a recent post on Facebook by Policias en Costa Rica, a military trained American recently beat the crap out of multiple police officers; as well as a couple patrol cars. According to one...

American Man Turns Up Missing in Jaco

Friends and family are asking for your help finding a misplaced Gringo that recently turned up missing Jaco. The absent American, Thomas J Cook, has been missing since August 23, and his last known address is Malaga, Herradura. Thomas has been an Expat since mid July. Anyone...

Tico Detained For Murder of Murderer

A Tico from Naranjo is behind bars today, having allegedly murdering a murderer who picked the wrong day to steal his beloved cellular phone and bottle of firewater; locally known as Guaro. Guaro, a popular drink among people who concern themselves not with consequences, is...

10 Second Tico Spanish Lesson Gets Intern 30-Day Ban

One of our interns earned some much needed time off today, after getting banned from Facebook for hate speech. According to the Social Media giant, since our recent post "Spanish in Costa Rica in 10 Seconds" didn't follow community standards, the post was removed along...

Racism Reaches a Crescendo in Costa Rica

Being an immigrant in Costa Rica can be hard, especially if you are Nica. "Nica", the nickname given to any person from Nicaragua or of Nicaraguan descent, is often followed by "hijueputa" in Costa Rica, because a lot of Ticos are racist and they...