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Thursday, February 22, 2018
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The Top 10 Costa Rica Post Articles of 2017

The views have been tallied. The critics have been ignored. Nothing but the hits: The Top 10 most crazy popular articles we put up this year. #10. Ticos Forget to Put Brain Back in Dead Gringo Costa Rican authorities say they performed an autopsy on the...

The OIJ Needs Help Identifying Scumbag Hipsters

The OIJ needs your help identifying this scumbag hipster and his poorly dressed girlfriend. According to police, the pretentious hipsters, seen dressed like jerks in the security footage below, are accused of using stolen credit cards to drain the bank account of a man that was...

Teenagers Arrested For Pimping Out Classmates

Four students were arrested this morning for allegedly pimping out their fellow classmates. The students, all between the ages of 16 and 17, were apprehended at the home of one of the accused, in the quiet Costa Rican hamlet of Hatillos. Three men with last...

Gringo Narrates As Dog Terrorizes Defenseless Iguana

In a shocking video recently posted to Facebook, an English speaking dog on a tourist visa can be seen attacking an Army-less Costa Rican iguana in broad daylight. Referred to as “Baby” by the video’s faceless narrator, the dog can be seen using the...

Politically Charged Dildo Meme Censored By Facebook

Recently The Costa Rica Post fired one of our interns for submitting an offensive meme featuring Frente Amplio Candidate Edgardo Araya and a transparent box containing a dildo. But against our better judgement, we posted it anyways. Then Facebook fired us, and it turns out dildos...

Man Throws Broken Glass in River While Kids Swim

While the rest of his town fights to protect their water, an angry old man in Sardinal is fighting a battle of his own, on a local riverbank. The grumpy old geezer, who has apparently had it up to his gills with children enjoying...

Gallo Pinto is 100% Nicaraguan

Gallo Pinto is 100% Nicaraguan. At least according to the comment section of an article about Gallo Pinto by CentralAmerica.com it is. Although we couldn't help but agree with the author of the article when he said "blah blah blah blah blah"; from past experience, we...

March Against Equal Rights Attracts Thousands of Jerks

Thousands of jerks took to the streets today to protest one of the biggest problems facing Costa Rica; gay people.  The march, which was comprised entirely of jerks and organized by the Catholic Church, began in front of the Metropolitan Cathedral in San José this morning,...

Police Confiscate OIJ Plates During Treasury Department Raid

San Jose - While carrying out a surprise raid on the Ministry of Finance this morning in the Nation's capital, agents from the OIJ got a surprise of their own, when they discovered the license plates had been removed from two of their vehicles...

Motorcycle protest Expected to Congest Sidewalk Traffic

Hundreds of motorcyclist have decended upon the capital this morning to protest a 15.3% rise in the cost of their yearly Marchamo fee. According to INS, the price increase is due to a 17% rise in motorcycle related accidents from the previous year. The rise in...